bluerain

Ok, I hate answering questionnaires.  These so called survey questions that you read in people’s blogs/bulletin posts are so dull and people who finds time to even answer them are so wretched! So I won’t fall to the same trap of answering some silly questions emailed to me by a friend.

Just imagine me answering these 20 inane questions:

1. What is you favourite colour?
If I’m answering this question I would have answered blue, but since one research showed that blue is the favourite colour of the intellectually challenged, I changed my mind, I’ll say green, as it is the colour chosen by most individuals with high IQ (that is according to research).

2.  What have you been watching on youtube over and over again?
You know that manny pookiao guy in wowowee, he is so funny that I can’t get enough of his clip on youtube.  I wet my pants every time (only when I‘m wearing one).  Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYFuaWWsmVI

3.  What are you pigging out on at the moment?
Dried California raisins washed with Dr Pepper.

4.  What is in your idiot box?
Hollyaoks.  Hollyoaks.  Hollyoaks.

5.  What is your pet peeve?
If I will be given the power to do anything, I will wipe out tobacco on the face of the earth!  Burn tobacco companies!  Kill all the tobacco company CEO’s!  (ok, breathe… I’m cool… I’m cool… I just got carried away…)

6.  When is  your most happiest time of the day?
The night before my day-off.

7.  Are you in love/Have you ever been in love?
Corny naman…. Duhh!

8.  What is your ideal date?
My ideal date is June 21, 2007, because this is the longest day of the year and I’m off from work.  (Tama ba ang answer ko? Parang may mali eh —- June 22 ata ang longest day?)

9.  Where is the best place you have ever been?
Sa may Divisoria, lahat ng kailangan ko para mabuhay ay nasa Divisoria, from porn DVD (pirated), Chinese food (rich with food colourings and meat additives like pusa and daga), disposable brief, signature clothes (peke), imported shoes (peke), signature sunglasses (peke), and plenty of fokfok plying their wares —- ahh, paradise!

10.  Which part of the world would you like to live in if given the chance?
Seriously, I would say Paris, I would like to see myself grow old in that city (and maybe the provinces of France), but since it’s not plausible (not yet!), I would say balik na lang ako sa pinas pero kailangan may movie offers and recording contracts na naghihintay sa akin, or else….

11.  Are you a virgin?
I refuse to answer this question!  This is not what I signed up for! Where is my agent?!

12.  What is your most embarrassing moment?
Like when somebody found out the answer to that previous question… where the f—k is my agent, I will not endure this abuse anymore!?

13.  Are you addicted to anything (drugs, food, alcohol, person, etc.)?
My VAIO laptop (vgn-sz2vp/x model, eherm!), I sleep with it, and it knows all of my intimate secrets, and it never complains even if it‘s overused .

14.  Did you ever almost die?
(Surfer’s accent):  Yeah, like five times!  There was this once in band camp….

15.  Do you ever eat left over takeaways the morning after?
Hell, I’ll still eat it even after three days!

16.  Have you ever worn your underwear for two consecutive days?
I don’t wear one at the moment, cause I’ve been wearing them like for a week and I can’t stand the stench already — my washing machine is broken.

17.  Have you got special talents?
I can make people reach orgasm without using my hands.  Does that count?

18.  Have you ever threw up in public?
Will throwing up in planes and other public transports count?

19.  Have you ever snogged somebody you don‘t even know?
There’s no denying that I did, once, ok maybe a couple of times.  It’s just a kiss, you know, well, with a little bit of tongue….

20.  Have you ever had sex in public?
You’ll be surprised.

OMG! These questions are so juvenile, and who would seriously think that I will answer them, not in a million years.  I have got loads of better things to do, like picking up on my reading, and of course there are some stuffs in the world that I’d rather worry about like global warming, George Bush, Paris Hilton, world peace, and those voices that I hear when nobody can….

-bluerain